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Been to Hell and Back

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h0llaween:

yea dude I drink a lot. Drink at parties all the time. yea you heard right, 9 capri suns. 9. in 45 minuets.

 
Me: *minding my own business*
Will.i.am: hit it Fergie!
Me: ALL THE TIME I TURN AROUND BROTHER'S GATHER ROUND ALWAYS LOOKING AT ME UP AND DOWN LOOKING AT MY (UH) I JUST WANNA SAY IT NOW - I AINT TRYING TO ROUND UP DRAMA LITTLE MAMA I DONT WANNA TAKE YOUR MAN AND I KNOW IM COMING OFF JUST A LITTLE BIT CONCEITED AND I KEEP ON REPEATING HOW THE BOYS WANNA EAT IT BUT IM TRYIN TO TELL THAT I CANT BE TREATED LIKE CLIENTELE CUZ THEY SAY SHES DELICIOUS
 

awwww-cute:

My cat guarding her first and only baby

 

vivianvivisection:

jonesdavid813:

h0llo:

Putting on makeup is such a spiritual experience I watch myself go from a 3 to a 9 right in front of my mirror I love it

no, if you are putting on makeup, I don’t care who you are or what you look like, you go from about a 10 to 1

keep talking shit you gonna go from a basic ass 2 to a 6-feet-under

 

terrortier:

martian—freeman:

bowtiesandwandsanddeerstalkers:

till-the-end-of-the-bucky:

hinekurapounamu-x:

unfollovving:

weirdteenblogger:

WHAT THE HELL MUM

I’d be happy with a mom like that

I’d be fucking happy if I even lived in a country that allowed me to get accidentally lost in Paris. Fucking New Zealand, surrounded by sea. 

Fucking america. You drive six hours and you’re in the same god damn state.

Guys the Eurostar is literally a train that goes UNDERWATER from the UK to France

That is horrifying, Europeans are hardcore

 

kit-kat-sb:

iraffiruse:

HURR DURR DURR IMA DOG

I DON’ USUALLY REBLOG SHIT LIKE THIS BUT I LAUGHED SO HARD IT ECHOED

 

trust:

when you mistake an 8 year old for Ariana Grande

 

kousagi-makoto:

I will never not reblog

 

vorsteisblume:

"One of a Kind"
entry for day 3

 

adirtyshisno:

pyrochemistry:

firstnametainted:

GIRLS — if you hit, slap, belittle, kick, punch, choke, throw things at, or control your boyfriends, you are the abuser. You are not a “strong woman”, “empowered”, or anything similar. You are hurting him. Even if his muscles are strong enough to take it, a hit or slap from someone you love is an emotional blow.

Written by a girl who’d never hit a guy.

this.

5k notes, wow good job tumblr 

 

jathis:

cartel:

walking into the wrong class

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THAT OWL LOOKS SO FUCKING

BEFUDDLED

 

joshhutchercat:

heart:

joshhutchercat:

my heart says yes but my mom says no

i dont remember saying yes to you

are you sure

 
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