Yesterday was Tuesday, right?
Been to Hell and Back
"how does pizza sound for dinner?"
"can you call to order it?"
this guy is a guardian of the galaxy
I feel safer already
i fuckin hate how daisy goes ”WOOHOO” when she passes u in mariokart. especially when ur like tied with her so all u hear is WOOHOO WOOHOO WOOHOO WOOHOO WOO FUCKING HOO
Hazel has Catching Fire and Mockingjay on her shelf tho
Just swagged on everyone.
ok, I see you Charlie, even though you got on plaid bermuda shorts
men dislike skinny jeans because they ‘want something left to their imaginations’
women retreat into the earth to form a shining utopian society, never to be seen again
men wander the surface alone, left only with their imaginations
some of you are so shallow basing who you want to date purely off looks, you have to consider other qualities about the person too like do they have lots of money, do they drive a nice car etc